You Might Be A Redneck If...

[snousle]

...high energy costs mean that you have to turn off the bug zapper when you're not watching it.

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Ahh teenage memories...

[beartech420.livejournal.com]

In high school I would visit a friend we would catch a buzz by his bug zapper and watch the fireworks. Whenever a big moth would get fried, he would shout.

"Whoo there goes a real cooker!"

That'd be funny

[arkanjil.livejournal.com]

if i could but forget how utterly memorized my kinfolk were, back when my cosuin's Candy & Lynn got their bug zapper. for fukcin' days, man....

[broduke2000.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't need a bug zapper if you could just showcase one or two Gay bugs. It's better if they're kissing. All it takes is one look, and instantly the straight bugs will turn gay, thus solving the overpopulation program.

PS--Don't tell Falwell that I said this.

[beastbriskett.livejournal.com]

I told this joke to my kinfolk at my uncle's retirement party Sunday. It got a big laugh