The three stages of country living

[snousle]

A bug lands in your drink:

Stage 1 - Throw away the drink and get a new one.

Stage 2 - Remove the bug, finish the drink.

Stage 3 - Drink the bug.

Comments

[bbearseviltwin.livejournal.com]

I'll stick with stage 2 thank you very much

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

I'm reminded of a very dodgy ethnic joke...

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

Stage 2 here. I suspect hubby is Stage 1. He doesn't do rural well.

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

Stage 2 FTW!

[albear-garni.livejournal.com]

oh, so true, from what I've seen.... But I'll stick to stage 2!

[jstregyr.livejournal.com]

Depends on the bug and depends on the drink:
A glass of water? Stage 1
A carefully bartended alcoholic beverage? Stage 2 (bug has probably been sterilized anyway)
A gnat? Stage 2
A huge-ass cranefly or stinging wasp/bee? Stage 1

[broduke2000.livejournal.com]

Stage 2 for me, unless it's a disease-carrying fly.

Hell, in China, ANY bug is considered an extra edible morsel.

[come-to-think.livejournal.com]

Does it make a difference whether the bug is still alive?