My Addiction To Crack

[snousle]

Blur The Lines totally nailed my stealth photography habit:



On that subject, here's one of my latest, a huge biker daddy I spied at breakfast in Newcastle, Wyoming:



Can't help but note that all that it would take to propel him into demigod status is ten minutes of bicep curls a day.

I'm entering a new era in spycam pix, since I just got the new HappyShinyThing and it has a vastly superior camera. I'm trying to devise some sort of mirror attachment that will allow me to take stealth beefcake pictures while pointing the device in a different direction. That would make it all much easier.

Comments

[albear-garni.livejournal.com]

I'm biting my knuckles raw since I can't dive under that table....

[progbear.livejournal.com]

I’m ever so glad you do take those candid snapshots like you do. I don’t want to be deprived of hawt images like the one above!

[bluebear2.livejournal.com]

You could always get one of those sneaky cameras that look like a button and you hide in your shirt.

[h0gwash.livejournal.com]

Why I love post production CGI:



Well, it's a bit more than 10 minutes a day of bicep curls, but I figured you'd forgive me.

[snousle.livejournal.com]

Heh, great job! I think I need to go touch myself now...

[progbear.livejournal.com]

Now make him bigger all over!

[h0gwash.livejournal.com]

That can be done by making the head smaller, but the human scale objects which surround him (the table, the coffee cup, and the chair, will all negate the morphing effect. The perspective of the camera also shows the relationship of the viewer to the subject, and that cannot be overcome by morphing. The most you can do here is bulk up the shoulders more.

Take a picture of a guy's face from chest level, though, and morphing him into a giant is very easy.

[h0gwash.livejournal.com]

Hope you like it!



(Edit: Fixed no-neck syndrome)

[progbear.livejournal.com]

*sigh* You’re too good to me.

Time for a little medieval folk-dancing.