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I've got a great new idea for a video game! The setting will be a great trans-Antarctic war between penguins and kiwis. Having inexplicably crossed the Southern Ocean, the evil kiwis will attempt to take over the icy realm of the penguins and drive them out. Though both are flightless, in the game they will be capable of great acrobatic feats, running up sheer walls of ice and leaping from one rocky crag to another, making flight itself seem unnecessary. Their tremendous fighting skills will be exhibited in a whirlwind of martial-arts moves which, though computer generated, seem uncannily real. And, best of all, defying centuries of macho stereotyping, these avian warriors will all be gay.

I'm going to call it "Ang Lee Birds".

Date: 2011-01-06 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kevynjacobs.livejournal.com
*facepalm*

Date: 2011-01-06 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beastbriskett.livejournal.com
It'll be a monster hit!!
Special move key combo: RD RR

Date: 2011-01-06 10:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mudcub.livejournal.com
*My* video game will deal with movie critics who travel to India and get caught up in the electronic music scene.

"Bhangra Eberts"

Date: 2011-01-07 01:04 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-01-07 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jstregyr.livejournal.com
Or how about a video-game featuring yellow-hued Magyar muppets?
You can call it "Hungary Berts".

Date: 2011-01-07 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adminbear.livejournal.com
Please... oh please, you didn't REALLY write that.

Why??

Oh OK... I *SERIOUSLY* chuckled my ass off.

Date: 2011-01-07 07:23 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-01-07 08:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] broduke2000.livejournal.com
I move that we create a special otter character that rides around on his bike and pees.
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