Smartass Answers To Common Questions

[snousle]

Why am I not married? Well, let me give you three guesses, but since the first two don't count, I'll give you three hints as well. The first hint begins with the letter G. The second hint ends with the letter Y. And the third hint has, right in the middle, a letter that sounds like a common Canadian expression indicating a question to which you already know the answer.

Comments

[fingertrouble.livejournal.com]

God,
Money,
and Feh?

[fingertrouble.livejournal.com]

My response is usually something about the fact I don't want to, it's still not equal, and I couldn't marry other people, just the one which seems a little strange to poly old me.

Usually sends them scuttling off.

[dhpbear.livejournal.com]

Does this imply that you're against g*y marriage?

[h0gwash.livejournal.com]

My boss's wife asked me that and I responded, it's not legal.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Ah, how I long for those simpler days! Try that nowadays and you get, "But you could still get married! You could go to Iowa or someplace!"

[sig-info.livejournal.com]

..."goy"?

[dorisduke.livejournal.com]

I just say I am, because I am....

[broduke2000.livejournal.com]

Aww, someday the right horse will come around.

[barbarian-rat.livejournal.com]

That's usually my reply too

[albear-garni.livejournal.com]

She didn't ask you that, did she?