I think it's some kind of suppository...

[snousle]

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[dhpbear.livejournal.com]

What is it, and how BIG is it? I don't get any sense of scale!

[snousle.livejournal.com]

It's basically a giant wood stove pellet, and it weighs about two pounds. They cost fifty cents each. Which, incidentally, makes it 10x the cost of split wood. Scandalous.

The edges are a little rough. You could conceivably use it as toilet paper.

[beastbriskett.livejournal.com]

It's for exfoliating those embarrassing taint stains.

[sfbootdog.livejournal.com]

Those Embarrassing Taint Stains is the name of my new band.

[dhpbear.livejournal.com]

"\o Ring around the butt-hole! \o"

[dhpbear.livejournal.com]

It has the same proportions as Pez™ candy!

[barbarian-rat.livejournal.com]

:)

[dhpbear.livejournal.com]

No: ":O"

[dhpbear.livejournal.com]

Is this what results when a bear is "sh*tting bricks"!

[dhpbear.livejournal.com]

I assume it's kiln-dried within an inch of its life.

[barbarian-rat.livejournal.com]

indeed, open wide ....