Rednecks of Wal-Mart

[snousle]

Snarfed from People of Walmart and adjusted for clarity:



I don't even need to see them from the front to know I'd hit that.

Confession: at least twice a month, I go to Wal-Mart and pretend to "shop". People Of Walmart keeps me entertained when I can't be there in person.

Update - I also like this guy a lot:



Updated update:



No, I'm also going to use you for your chubby ass...

Comments

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

That's what I have Clark/Devon Hardware for. And as a bonus, much less chaff.

[h0gwash.livejournal.com]

Harbor Freight Tools also has a nicely gnarly clientelle.

[broduke2000.livejournal.com]

Our local one has a blond longhair I'd die for.

Wanna be the filling in a biker sandwich?

[bluebear2.livejournal.com]

You'd think that identical twins would stop dressing the same once they became adults.

I've only gone to Walmart a few times but there aren't any trashy customers like you see on that website. Maybe down in the States it's different.

Re: Wanna be the filling in a biker sandwich?

[snousle.livejournal.com]

What can I say, arrested development is hot!

The Walmart here is incredible, in part because there are so many people that the hottest among them really are something to see. Better, even, than the lumberyard just down the street.

Re: Wanna be the filling in a biker sandwich?

[bluebear2.livejournal.com]

He he. Racoon hat boy is cute too.
Or maybe I just want his hat.

Re: Wanna be the filling in a biker sandwich?

[hickbear.livejournal.com]

It is different. The reason I find PeopleOfWalmart so incredibly fuckin' funny is because I've seen all of those people - or their dopplegangers - at WallyWorlds in Nashville, TN; in Colunbia, SC; in and around Atlanta, GA.

The "WalMart Experience" here in Ontario is vastly different than it was down in the states. I mean, firstly - Canadians are polite. And clean. I can't describe how filty dirty just-plain-ookity most WalMarts were down in the southeastern U.S. As well as their patrons.

Re: Wanna be the filling in a biker sandwich?

[snousle.livejournal.com]

The ones here in CA are squeaky clean but the customers are deliciously nasty. I saw a gorgeous biker daddy with a "Route 69" patch in the shape of a highway sign... I wish I'd had the balls to chat him up, but he was SO hot I had a shyness attack and couldn't do it!

Re: Wanna be the filling in a biker sandwich?

[bluebear2.livejournal.com]

It's a trip. I hadn't been down to the States in a few decades and the went to Seattle to a Burger King and was surprised how dirty and scary it was. All the ones here are clean and safe and I guess I figured that it was some corporate thing but I guess not.
Whenever I hear Canadians talk about how things are better down there I want to remind them to go see for themselves and ask themselves if they would be one of the haves or have-nots.

Re: Wanna be the filling in a biker sandwich?

[broduke2000.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, those identical twins is how people view me and Rat. Although we might dress similar, they just take one look at the boots, the beards, and we're instantly typecast as "brothers."

If one of the looki-loos actually has enough nerve to come up and talk to us, I usually wrap an arm around Rat and emote: "He's my bro."

I wouldn't want to spoil their categorizing of us.

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[barbarian-rat.livejournal.com]

It is comical ...

Re: Wanna be the filling in a biker sandwich?

[urso.livejournal.com]

Folks ask if Tom and I are related... which I'm sure isn't an unusual experience for many readers here.

When a TSA woman asked us, I blurted out "We're related... by marriage" without thinking. I didn't want to give her a reason to treat us nastily, but I didn't want to lie.

Re: Wanna be the filling in a biker sandwich?

[broduke2000.livejournal.com]

Nice icon.

Woof!