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snousleHey everyone, I'm [insert bland personal description here]
If you are SINGLE, I DO NOT WANT to hear from you. If you aren't hot enough for anyone else, you probably aren hot enough for me either, if you partner isn't jealous why should I be?
If you do NOT have a DISEASE, please go away. If you haven't got at LEAST a case of crabs you ARENT a REAL MAN, probably some pussy that runs to the doctor every time you sneeze. And please, make sure you are doing drugs and/or booze, most people are so borig when their sober.
DO NOT WRITE TO ME IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A PICTURE OF SOMEONE ELSE COCK ON YOUR PROFILE. I need a good fantasy to get me going and YOURS IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH. Why should I bother looking at your face on the computer, it's not like I'm going to look at it in real life. Maye try a picture of the back of your neck.
Before you write. GLUE DOWN YOUR CAPS LOCK IF YOU WRITE IN LOWERCASE I HAVE TO PRESS MY EAR TO THE SCREEN TO HEAR YOU and I DO NOT WANT A GREASY COMPUTER.
FUCK WHY ARE YOU ALL SO STUPID AND NO WRITE. I am so lonely. I DO NOT WANT A FCKING SPELLING BEE CHAMP TO DO GRAMMAER IN BED JUST ANT TO FUCK. NO GIRLS!!!!
If you are SINGLE, I DO NOT WANT to hear from you. If you aren't hot enough for anyone else, you probably aren hot enough for me either, if you partner isn't jealous why should I be?
If you do NOT have a DISEASE, please go away. If you haven't got at LEAST a case of crabs you ARENT a REAL MAN, probably some pussy that runs to the doctor every time you sneeze. And please, make sure you are doing drugs and/or booze, most people are so borig when their sober.
DO NOT WRITE TO ME IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A PICTURE OF SOMEONE ELSE COCK ON YOUR PROFILE. I need a good fantasy to get me going and YOURS IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH. Why should I bother looking at your face on the computer, it's not like I'm going to look at it in real life. Maye try a picture of the back of your neck.
Before you write. GLUE DOWN YOUR CAPS LOCK IF YOU WRITE IN LOWERCASE I HAVE TO PRESS MY EAR TO THE SCREEN TO HEAR YOU and I DO NOT WANT A GREASY COMPUTER.
FUCK WHY ARE YOU ALL SO STUPID AND NO WRITE. I am so lonely. I DO NOT WANT A FCKING SPELLING BEE CHAMP TO DO GRAMMAER IN BED JUST ANT TO FUCK. NO GIRLS!!!!
