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Hey everyone, I'm [insert bland personal description here]

If you are SINGLE, I DO NOT WANT to hear from you. If you aren't hot enough for anyone else, you probably aren hot enough for me either, if you partner isn't jealous why should I be?

If you do NOT have a DISEASE, please go away. If you haven't got at LEAST a case of crabs you ARENT a REAL MAN, probably some pussy that runs to the doctor every time you sneeze. And please, make sure you are doing drugs and/or booze, most people are so borig when their sober.

DO NOT WRITE TO ME IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A PICTURE OF SOMEONE ELSE COCK ON YOUR PROFILE. I need a good fantasy to get me going and YOURS IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH. Why should I bother looking at your face on the computer, it's not like I'm going to look at it in real life. Maye try a picture of the back of your neck.

Before you write. GLUE DOWN YOUR CAPS LOCK IF YOU WRITE IN LOWERCASE I HAVE TO PRESS MY EAR TO THE SCREEN TO HEAR YOU and I DO NOT WANT A GREASY COMPUTER.

FUCK WHY ARE YOU ALL SO STUPID AND NO WRITE. I am so lonely. I DO NOT WANT A FCKING SPELLING BEE CHAMP TO DO GRAMMAER IN BED JUST ANT TO FUCK. NO GIRLS!!!!

Date: 2010-10-12 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com
FUCK YEAH!

and no rubbers I promise not to make you preggers

Date: 2010-10-12 05:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lupinebear.livejournal.com
*giggle* That's awesome!

Date: 2010-10-12 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adminbear.livejournal.com
I gotta stop reading this shit at work. People wonder why I laugh out loud and I can't quite bring myself to tell them.

Date: 2010-10-12 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dhpbear.livejournal.com
I would so totally post that on '411!

Date: 2010-10-13 06:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theotherqpc.livejournal.com
DROP ME A LINE!!! I DON'T BITE.....UNLESS YOU ASK!!!

Date: 2010-10-13 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] broduke2000.livejournal.com
FUCK YOU! AND GET YOUR FUCKING BUTT OVER HERE!

Date: 2010-10-13 05:15 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
You are sick but I love you

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