Headed home

[snousle]

Just about to take off from MIA. An odd thing this morning- not even 6 am, I'm half a mile from the car rental drop off, and a cop pulls me over for supposedly doing 83 in a 55 mph zone. No fucking way - I basically never speed, I had just slowed for an accident scene, and at no point was I even possibly going over 70. He said he'd let me go because I was leaving the state, and going more than 30 over the limit meant a mandatory court date. So apparently he couldn't do arithmetic either. Weird.

Glad to be going home. Had a good trip but Florida is not at all on my wavelength. I prefer places where the weather is cold and the men are hot. This state fails badly on both counts!

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Comments

[h0gwash.livejournal.com]

Did the cop ask you if you knew how fast you were going? Always say no, because the cop doesn't know either. It's entrapment, and he's hoping you'll sheepishly look at your steering wheel and say, "I was going X miles over the speed limit..."

[bikerbaer.livejournal.com]

Ugh. Hope the remainder of your travel is less painful!

I prefer places where the weather is cold and the men are hot

[ursine1.livejournal.com]

What do you think about Palm Springs?

Chuck

Re: I prefer places where the weather is cold and the men are hot

[snousle.livejournal.com]

OK in the winter. There seem to be a lot of good looking guys on Silverdaddies that live down there. At least it's not so humid!

[broduke2000.livejournal.com]

Did you bring me back a Pink flamingo?

Or how about a Turquoise leather vest?