Will the insanity never end?

If this day wasn't crazy enough already, I was laying peacefully in bed trying to sleep when I was attacked by a praying mantis. I don't know if they can harm humans, but it scared the SHIT out of me. Four inches long and really aggressive, too. It kept going after my hand as I tried to hustle it out the door on a piece of clothing.

This was the first time in my life I have ever checked under my bed for monsters. I think it was an entirely justifiable precaution.