New Canadian Superweapon

[snousle]

Encase your enemies in a block of ice!

Comments

[kevynjacobs.livejournal.com]

That's a snow-making machine for a ski area, right?

[bbearseviltwin.livejournal.com]

There's a differance?

[snousle.livejournal.com]

Yes, and it's pointed directly at your apartment!

[kevynjacobs.livejournal.com]

Heh yeah I can see the ski area from here! But what's that big plume of white heading my way? Is it smoke? No, it's... it's... aaaaaagh!

[dasypygus.livejournal.com]

But of course, being Canadian, they will apologize after they use it.

[snousle.livejournal.com]

Not to mention thanking the victim for standing still long enough for the weapon to take effect.

[barbarian-rat.livejournal.com]

Ya gotta love the Canadians for that

[jawnbc]

Was riding up there yesterday. I expected snocone conditions, but it was only a tad bit crunchy. Which must be 'cause of these machines, since it's not snowed in yonks.