Myth

Jan. 15th, 2012 05:20 pm
snousle: (churchlady)
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You know how young teenage men are always putting gel and crap in their hair to make it stand up? It turns out that this practice has its origins among the Tuppawara tribesmen of the Amazon, where young men masturbated frequently and applied their own semen to their hair as a sign of virility. The more perfectly vertical the hair, presumably, the more virile the owner. On occasion, older, stronger boys would forcibly fellatiate others to collect and use their semen as well. Think about that next time you watch Jersey Shore!

Date: 2012-01-16 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dhpbear.livejournal.com
What's next - Tuppawara Parties ? ;)

Date: 2012-01-16 02:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barbarian-rat.livejournal.com
That was my thought, although it will take a lot of semen to make my hair stand straight up ...

Date: 2012-01-20 07:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] denbear.livejournal.com
Tuppawara (tm) - to keep things fresh! *giggle*

Date: 2012-01-16 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sheppdog.livejournal.com
Thats definetly a good one. ;oP

Date: 2012-01-16 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hickbear.livejournal.com
Thus why I'm glad I (a) am bald and (b) usually swallow. "Waste not, want not", and all that...

Date: 2012-01-16 08:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] broduke2000.livejournal.com
Well, I always thought that when I came in somebody's beard, they should be happy about it. I know I am when it's visa-versa.

Date: 2012-01-16 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] equinas.livejournal.com
Well, it worked in There's Something About Mary.

Date: 2012-01-16 03:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] osodecanela.livejournal.com
So the trouble with Mary, is now the trouble with Mario?

Date: 2012-01-18 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adminbear.livejournal.com
You come up with the most interesting tidbits of knowledge.

Date: 2012-01-20 07:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] denbear.livejournal.com
The Church Lady: Welllllllll, isn't THAT special?!?

Kevin Smith wrote a scene in his movie, "Mallrats" (1995), wherein "Silent Bob" jerked off and it ended up in a girl's hair... Universal said no way to any jizz-related humor... Three years later, the famous (and much parodied) jizz-in-the-hair movie by the Farrelly Brothers, "There's Something About Mary" (1998), came (*heh*) out!
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