Grammar Nazi Speaks

[snousle]

Do you know what drives me nuts? The replacement of every verb with "do". Please, you visit Europe, you eat Chinese food, and you sing songs. You do not "do" any of these things unless what you have in mind is some act that cannot be mentioned in polite company.

I'm really trying to purge this habit from my own speech.

Comments

[dhpbear.livejournal.com]

That, and replacement of "said" or "says" with "went" or "goes" -- EEEEEK! I mean, these people are talking, not taking a dump!

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

Overheard at the mall....

Like, Stephanie goes "He's like such a jel!" and I like totally go, "OK, but he's sooooo cute!" and she like went "As if! Gag me with a spoon!" so I go "WhatEVER!" and like shop for a totally gnarly mini and shoes....

[snousle.livejournal.com]

Oooh, very good! Do they teach VGSL down where you live?

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

Actually, it would be simply Valspeak as a Second Language.

Although I did use a stereotypical example ... Valley Dudes spoke pretty much the same way as Valley Girls... how else do you think they communicated with each other? *grin*

[dhpbear.livejournal.com]

I'll bet Stephanie's totally shopping for more box-wine :)